BEIGE. EGGSHELL. REGRET.
The HOA-approved palette of quiet suffering
Why this shirt exists: Stacked short words mimic a paint chip; the punchline lands on the third word.
Color:Gold— this design is printed on gold.
The shirt: Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, retail fit, pre-shrunk. The soft one.
Size chart
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
Printed on demand in 2–5 business days. Damaged or misprinted? We reprint or refund — 30 days, no drama.
