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NEW FURNITURE: IGNORED. THE BOX IT CAME IN: BELOVED.

Priorities of a cat, explained

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Why this shirt exists: Sharp two-beat contrast mirrors real cat priorities, ransom cut-out look adds bite. Kept as the one box joke in the line, cutting the two weaker near-duplicates.

Color:Black— this design is printed on black.

The shirt: Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, retail fit, pre-shrunk. The soft one.

Size chart
SizeWidthLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"

Printed on demand in 2–5 business days. Damaged or misprinted? We reprint or refund — 30 days, no drama.

$28.99 shipped. Secure checkout via Stripe & Apple Pay. Ships in 5–10 business days.